13 Doctor Jokes That Will Tickle Your Funny Bone
By Todd H. • Jan 30, 2024
Being sick is no fun, but laughter can be some great medicine! You'll for sure tickle some funny bones with these 13 Jokes About Doctors that will brighten up anyone's visit to the waiting room.
1. Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
He was feeling all stuffed up!
2. Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
He had an eye-saur.
3. Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Only if you aim it well enough.
4. What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Go deep see fishing.
5. What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
They stethos-cope with it.
6. Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby.
7. Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Because he kept pulling his leg.
8. Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Because he had a lab coat.
9. What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
They both have a lot of degrees.
10. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
11. Why is a doctor always calm?
They have a lot of patients.
12. What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Skeleton.
13. What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
A pair o' docs.
Best wishes for a speedy (and laugh-filled) recovery!
