What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
We're gonna have a BB!
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
How do bears keep cool?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Where does laundry go to college?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?