What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
A south paw!
Why did the tomato turn red?
What is a cow's dream job?
Where was Noah born?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What did the sick chicken say?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why was the cow afraid?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do fish do at parades?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?