What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Christmas stockings.
Who is God's favorite superhero?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?