What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
They go around the table and say what they're ungrateful for.
What is an archer's favorite store?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What nationality are most fish?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Do dads always snore?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What sport do horses love to play?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
How do you get straight A's?