Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
The salad bar.
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?