Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
At water parks.
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?