Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Because he literally bit the dust.
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
How do fleas travel?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?