Why did the shepherd quit his job?
He was hired to herd cats.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What's a pastor's favorite city?