Why do magicians score well in exams?
Because they can handle trick questions.
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?