Family

What did you learn in school today, son?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Which bug is related to you?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Which relative loves rice?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?