Music

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Why was the musician arrested?

Which elf is the best singer?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

What kind of music do planets like?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

What's a cat's favorite song?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

How does a witch play loud music?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

How does the sun listen to music?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?