Sports

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why are baseball games at night?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?