Food & Drinks
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
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What type of bean doesn't have protein?
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Why are farmers so laid-back?
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What is a baker's favorite children's story?
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Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
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What is the best holiday breakfast food?
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What time does everyone love to drink?
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Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
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What do you call a Zen egg?
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What's a steak's favorite shoe?
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What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
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Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
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Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
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Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
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Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
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What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
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What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
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What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
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Coffee has a rough time in our household.
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Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
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How do you massage a chicken wing?
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What vegetables do librarians like?
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What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
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What do eggs say after a long day at work?
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