Food & Drinks
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
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What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
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What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
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Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
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Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
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Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
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How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
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What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
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Why did the peach buy deodorant?
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What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
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Why did the tomato turn red?
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Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
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Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
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What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
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Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
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What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
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Which condiment adds the most kick?
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What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
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What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
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What did the salad say to its dad?
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What's a ghost's favorite drink?
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What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
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What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
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What is a table you can eat?
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