Food & Drinks

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

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What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

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Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

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Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

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How does a pizza introduce itself?

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Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

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What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

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What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

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Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

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Why did the peach come home from work early?

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What's a pig's favorite dessert?

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Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

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What are hotdogs called in the winter?

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Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

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What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

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How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

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Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

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Why was the artichoke so generous?

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What food is a man's best friend?

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What's the laziest vegetable?

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What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

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What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

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What's a priest's favorite food?

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Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

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